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  • Flight attendants share engine pictures after Spirit Airlines controversy

    Spirit Airlines is finding out the hard way: Don’t mess with the flight attendants. After Spirit flight attendant Ericka Paige Diehl got into hot water for taking a photo inside a jet engine, fellow flight attendants from all over the country are flying to her defense. Says flight attendant Emily Witkop: “It is almost a rite of passage for flight attendants to pose in the engines of airplane.

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  • Victims of FIFA's scandal: small clubs, youth, local leagues

    The accused in the FIFA scandal are easy to spot: globe-trotting executives charged with diverting millions meant to build the game to their personal accounts. "The reason that these people were able to make so much money corruptly goes to the love that people have for the sport," Kelly Currie, the acting U.S. attorney in Brooklyn, said as 14 top world soccer officials were indicted. Take Fabio Braz, a 36-year-old defender on Brazil's lower-division America Football Club, which is deep in debt and having trouble paying for basics.

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  • CORRECT: Auditor-General probes former SFO boss Feeley over family interests in Queenstown housing accord

    Auditor-General Lyn Provost has launched an inquiry into how Queensland Lakes District Council and its chief executive, former Serious Fraud office boss Adam Feeley, managed his interest in family-owned land being considered by the council for a special housing area. The Office of the Auditor-General had previously said it was comfortable with the steps Feeley proposed to manage any conflicts. The council agreed a housing accord with the Minister of Housing in October last year aimed at building up to 1,300 affordable houses in the area, with a particular focus on the Wakatipu Basin.

  • Boult and Southee rock England in second Test

    Trent Boult and Tim Southee led a New Zealand recovery after Adam Lyth scored his maiden Test century and Alastair Cook became England's all-time leading Test run-scorer at Headingley on Saturday. England were cruising on the second day of the second Test while left-handed openers Lyth (107) and skipper Cook (75) were sharing a first-wicket stand of 177. At stumps, England were 253 for five in reply to New Zealand's first innings 350, a deficit of 97 runs.

  • GameStop rises after 1Q results surpass estimates

    GRAPEVINE, Texas (AP) -- Video game retailer GameStop said Thursday that strong sales of new games and downloadable content boosted its results in its fiscal first quarter. GameStop said revenue from new games climbed

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  • Nicki Minaj demands orgasms

    Meek, 28, recently denied rumours he and Nicki are engaged despite presenting her with a 15-carat heart-shaped white and yellow diamond ring last month, but the brunette beauty hopes to settle down in the next few years.

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  • Coolest invention ever: Portable pods let you stay anywhere in the world

    You may soon be able to set up camp in futuristic-looking portable egg-shaped pods — because, yes, they actually exist. The pods, called Ecocapsules, were originally designed by architects in Bratislava, Slovakia, for people who stay in nature for a very long time, according to Daily Mail Online. The pods, which can capture rainwater, also have a thick layer of efficient thermal insulation that keeps them properly heated.

    Total Travel
  • Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner divorcing

    Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting divorced. A source said: "Jen has actually been preparing herself emotionally for this divorce for some time. The couple, whose 10-year anniversary is coming up on 29 June, haven't been seen together in public for a month, and Ben, 42, has been spotted without his wedding ring in Canada while Jennifer celebrated her 43rd birthday on 17 April without him, but with her friends who think the 'Gone Girl' star is a "horrible fit".

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  • Powerful 7.8 quake shakes Japan

    A 7.8-magnitude earthquake struck off the Japanese coast Saturday, geologists said, shaking buildings in Tokyo and setting off car alarms, an AFP correspondent reported. Despite the huge power of the quake, there was no risk of a tsunami, The Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre reported. It was centred on a remote spot in the Pacific Ocean around 870 kilometres south of Tokyo, the US Geological Survey said.

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  • Couple spend $50,000 on birthday party for three-year-old

    Forget jelly and ice cream - a family have forked out $50,000 on a birthday party for their three year old. Eric Lembo and Trang Nguyen, from Perth, Australia, invited 220 people to help celebrate their daughter Lauren's third birthday last weekend - with the same price tag as a fancy wedding. The couple splashed out thousands of pounds on Mickey and Minnie Mouse characters, a magician, a photobooth, face painting, a balloon artist and a popcorn and fairy floss station to entertain the 50 children invited.

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  • Tributes paid to Campbell Live

    NEW ZEALANDERS PAY TRIBUTE TO CAMPBELL LIVE ON TWITTER:Tamati Coffey: "It's an absolute travesty that @CampbellLiveNZ is being taken off air. It's been my go to for quality journalism with heart. NZ's loss."Martyn Bradbury: "We are a lesser country for

    NZ Newswire
  • Paloma Faith regrets not having casual sex

    Speaking to Britain's Cosmopolitan magazine, Paloma said: "I've never had a one night stand and I've always had this romantic idea that love conquers all. Now I'm aware I have sexual needs and I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

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  • Christian beheads jihadist in Syria revenge killing: monitor

    A Syrian Christian fighter has beheaded an Islamic State group (IS) militant to avenge people "executed" by the jihadists in northeastern Syria, a monitor said on Friday. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said the incident took place on Thursday in Hasakeh province, where IS holds large areas of the countryside. According to the monitor, the Christian fighter, a member of the minority Assyrian community, found the jihadist in the local village of Tal Shamiram.

  • NZ dollar drops to four-year low on concern low Fonterra payout will dent economy

    The New Zealand dollar dropped to its lowest in more than four years on concern about the outlook for the economy after Fonterra Cooperative Group yesterday announced a low payout to dairy farmers. Fonterra yesterday cut its forecast payout to farmers for this season by 10 cents to $4.40 per kilogram of milk solids, from a record $8.40/kgMS last season, and said it expects to pay $5.25/kgMS next season as prices for dairy products stay lower for longer than expected. Dairy products are New Zealand's largest commodity export and the weaker payout is expected to dent economic growth this year.

  • Former PM accused over Mainzeal failure

    Former prime minister Dame Jenny Shipley has been accused of breaching her director duties over the collapse of construction firm Mainzeal. Mainzeal - then New Zealand's third largest construction company - folded at the beginning of 2013 and last year liquidators said it owed $151 million to creditors. Dame Jenny and former Brierley Investments chief executive Sir Paul Collins resigned as directors of Mainzeal Property & Construction two months before it collapsed, at the request of its principal Richard Yan.

    NZ Newswire
  • Ed Sheeran likes to please women

    Ed Sheeran thinks "sucking out farts" is "a bit odd."The 'Photograph' hitmaker has opened up about his bedroom habits and admits he will do almost anything to please a woman.Asked if he enjoys giving oral sex, the 24-year-old singer said: "I mean, I'm

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  • Furious Stosur takes time out

    Samantha Stosur will take a two-week timeout after departing Paris feeling furious at failing to fire in a third-round French Open loss to defending champion Maria Sharapova. Sharapova ended Stosur's campaign with a 6-3 6-4 victory in cold and blustery conditions at Roland Garros on Friday, with Australia's former finalist livid that 34 unforced errors in the one-hour, 40-minute encounter undermined her challenge. "I felt really good going into it," Stosur said.

  • Can You Retire On What You've Saved Up So Far?

    Whether you've been working for 30 years, you recently entered the workforce, or you just graduated from high school or college, it's not too early...

  • Wicked told off for van slogans

    Wicked Campers has been told to remove three offensive advertisements from its rental vans. The Advertising Standards Authority upheld complaints about the phrases in recent decisions. The complainant said this was "degrading to women and insensitive to victims of rape and domestic violence".

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  • Michael Jackson's Neverland to go 'on sale for $100 million'

    The sprawling California property that was once the location of the 'king of pop' Michael Jackson's mind-boggling amusement park is going on sale for $100 million, the Wall Street Journal reported on Friday. The late star built up his Neverland Ranch on 2,700 acres outside Santa Barbara to include zoo animals, numerous amusement rides and lavish gardens. Now called the Sycamore Valley Ranch, the Wall Street Journal reports that an investment firm renovated the property and several real estate agents are looking for a buyer at the cool-listing price of $100 million.

  • The top 10 highest-paid female CEOs

    Last year, the median pay for women CEOs rose to $15.9 million, a 21 percent gain from a year earlier, according to a study by executive compensation data firm Equilar and The Associated Press. Marissa Mayer, the head of Yahoo, was the highest-paid female chief executive in the Equilar/AP pay study. Yahoo's stock price has climbed 177 percent since the technology company hired Mayer from Google in July 2012.

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